Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

the muffin gang

A community 2 fans of the most famous Minecraft trio on youtube: "The Trio" have made, and are trying to grow it.
It's consisted of an informational website, a discord server and a Minecraft server
Keep in mind, all types of communism are supported here, so no bueno if you are capitalist spy.
Since January 31st - February 1st (depending on timezones) 2020, "The Trio", the main focus of this community, has split apart and has lost the member known as "Skeppy", and now consists of "BadBoyHalo" and "a6d".

A: Hey did you join the muffin gang discord?
B: Yeah, it's great, you should too, expect pingspoofers
A: Do they serve thin crust?
B: I'm not sure, ask them.

by BurnedPinguin February 3, 2020

swag muffin peeps

Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.

Swag muffin peeps-
group of swaggy muffins

by MC_Scooty567 January 2, 2017

muffin gut

When a really fat chick's gut hangs over her waistband and below her shirt.

Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top

Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!

by theqaking2 October 11, 2013

Muffin man

I guy with a awesome haircut

I want to have a haircut like the muffin man

by Spinksaay November 24, 2020

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Muffin

Me love da muffin…
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum fart Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum bum Yum Yum!!!🧁

I love muffins

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021