live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.

Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light

by Gray_Brawr October 24, 2017

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Light

Yagami light. That hot sociopath from death note who can literally step on me. If you are a light kinnie please seek professional help

Light let me clean your feet

by KanekisB1tch March 22, 2021

Light

Nice, lit,fire, clean, etc...

"hey you see my new whip?"

"yeah that's kinda light!"

by PeterAkimoto March 6, 2019

Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

Hit The Lights

Sorry, Selena Gomez, only Metallica can hut the lights

Hit The Lights could nit have been a better first track in an album by Metallica

by UltimateDoge November 9, 2022