good job

Well done, esp. when nothing of significance has been accomplished, in attempt to give child a Messiah complex.

"Excellent breathing, Billy. Good job!"

good job by firstcomefirstserved February 7, 2018

Ninja Rim-Job 

When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.

After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.

Ninja Rim-Job by Knight Talker October 21, 2010

Blow Job Mints 

when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.

aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)

Blow Job Mints by rioLOL January 14, 2009

Blow Job 

When A mouth covers the penis sucks lick's and creates pleasure

Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!

Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!

Blow Job by SlopNChop February 5, 2019

topless blow job 

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.

Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.

topless blow job by John Balls October 27, 2007

phone job

The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.

Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.

phone job by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006

skat job 

A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.

Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

Chris once skatted alex hamilton for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!

skat job by luke carter June 20, 2006