Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

by Get away dad! March 9, 2019

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Jack Weston

Someone who has not yet obtained a Nintendo switch nor has played the latest version of super smash bros

Jack Weston wishes he had a switch

by Blame16 January 3, 2019

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Jack Pettitt

A homosexual with chinky eyes and a dad called Antony (has a very small nose)

Jack pettitt sucked mr harji off to get a distinction *

by MyGrannyTranny January 9, 2019

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An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018

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Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

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