Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse September 24, 2011

Horse Girl

A girl who thinks horses are pretty

My girlfriend is a horse girl, she thinks horses are pretty

by ThebigTp November 25, 2021

Horse

another way to say mate while talking to close friends or family

“Happy Birthday Johnny” -paul
“cheers horse” -johnny

by Sug_Madic August 13, 2021

Horse Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Plunge horse

A horse at long odds who receives the predominant amount of market money at a late stage in betting and thus ‘plunges’ the price into favouritism or near favouritism.

How many fucking times does your plunge horses have to get rolled before people wake up and realise your a fucking dud!!

by Big_jim420 February 10, 2024

Don't push the horses

Warning before Usyk will knock you out

-Don't push the horses
-Don't push the what?
-Don't push the horses!!!
-I need a translator.

by *"':;!? July 20, 2025