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vagina five

Verb. When one woman approaches another, declaring some good vagina news (clean std screening, great orgasm, clean Pap smear, etc), the receiver of such news plants the equivalent of a high/low five to the vagina that shared the good vagina news, a vagina five. Can also apply to anyone who has aided a vagina in climax and afterwards shares a ‘good game’ pat with said vagina.
This guy from tinder made me cum the other day, and afterwards slapped my vagina real light a few times. When I asked what he was doing, he said a vagina five!
by Organicholas April 15, 2024
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Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon
"he's been hanging out at all the military bars, lately. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"
by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020
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five-minute

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"
by goog0logch September 13, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes
Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five
by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023
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Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
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Five O'Clock Dub

This phrase comes from someone who always has or looks like they have a five o'clock shadow on their double chin.

Used to slander someone without actually letting them know why or what about. A nickname someone might think is cool but is really disgraceful.
Bill: Hey frank, Charlie always looks like he has a five o'clock shadow on his double chin.

Frank: Lets call him Five O'Clock Dub, bet he will think its awesome!
by Dublicious January 24, 2012
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