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Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009
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Ines Face

Noun.

An expression similar to that of the French word Moue, which means 'A pouting grimace'. Ines Face differs slightly as it is only achievable by super cute women, usually when they do not approve of a joke made at their expense.
I told her that she acts like a monkey, I could tell she didn't think the joke was funny as she pulled an Ines Face.
by James Stringer November 10, 2010
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two-faced

someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.
"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."
by Stevo2560 August 4, 2007
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butta face

Someone who has a nice body but sadly is not so lucky in the face department. "Butta face" comes from "but a face" when speaking of someone's nice features, except the face.
Fergie has a great body but she is a butta face! She has the face that could stop a clock.

Gisele Bundchen is another butta face. Great body but sadly, not such a great face.
by XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO November 30, 2007
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face time

The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.
Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.
by wino joe June 28, 2003
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Face-Jacking

When a friend forgets to logout of Facebook, Face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become "fans" of lame things, and "like" anything and everything.

Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face
1. Cam: Why does Tim like my status?
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?

Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking

2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...
by Mad Dweeb November 4, 2009
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give no face

A give no face is a facial expression formed by relaxing all the facial muscles and above all, not smiling. It is most commonly seen among adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area. One aspect of this culture of 'giving-no' is the comparison of one's give no face with those of one's friends. It has become a quintessential part of daily life for many high-school students in the region, and has started to make inroads into other regions, like Boston and New York City.
1. I was real tired last night and I had to do a ton of work, but it turned out okay cuse I just put on my give no face and i did it.
by t-wa March 23, 2008
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