Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
by DTTF March 27, 2009
Get the dick to the face mug.A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009
Get the Face Baster mug.someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.
"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."
by Stevo2560 August 4, 2007
Get the two-faced mug.Someone who has a nice body but sadly is not so lucky in the face department. "Butta face" comes from "but a face" when speaking of someone's nice features, except the face.
Fergie has a great body but she is a butta face! She has the face that could stop a clock.
Gisele Bundchen is another butta face. Great body but sadly, not such a great face.
Gisele Bundchen is another butta face. Great body but sadly, not such a great face.
by XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO November 30, 2007
Get the butta face mug.The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.
by wino joe June 28, 2003
Get the face time mug.I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.
When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.
When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.
by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010
Get the Facing Off mug.When a friend forgets to logout of Facebook, Face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become "fans" of lame things, and "like" anything and everything.
Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face
Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face
1. Cam: Why does Tim like my status?
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?
Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking
2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?
Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking
2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...
by Mad Dweeb November 4, 2009
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