A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
Get the Kingston Maurward collegemug. Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.
Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.
London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.
London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."
Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."
Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"
George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."
Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"
George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
by daklaaa March 20, 2024
Get the Shrewsbury Collegemug. by Pretty Baby Girl March 1, 2025
Get the american beauty collegemug. A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
Get the Collegemug. by ZΣPH Ψ February 3, 2023
Get the college algebramug. The forgotten child of the tri-campus area in South Bend. Became bankrupt and was swallowed by the giant bloodthirsty Notre Dame. It's okay though cause most students that go there just want to transfer to ND anyway. Only good thing to come out of the college was Rudy Ruettiger.
Domer: So where do you go to school?
Holy Cross Student: I go to Holy Cross College
Domer: The school in Massachusetts?
Holy Cross Student: No. I go to school right across the street from you.
Domer: ...
Holy Cross Student: I go to Holy Cross College
Domer: The school in Massachusetts?
Holy Cross Student: No. I go to school right across the street from you.
Domer: ...
by All Hail Putin December 12, 2018
Get the holy cross collegemug. A Kingsmead hun is a self-absorbed, overly confident hun who loves attention and thinks that they are above everyone. Filled with wannabe black girls that act white. They all love money bcs love means nothing to them. They think they are bad but ya'll lowkey clapped. Filled with daddy's girls
Example 1:
Parents: I want my daughter to go to Kingsmead College
Rest of Joburg: Do you want your girl to be a brat
Example 2:
Boy 1:Bro is she bad?
Boy 2: Yk she goes to Kingsmead right
Boy 1: Oh nvm then
Parents: I want my daughter to go to Kingsmead College
Rest of Joburg: Do you want your girl to be a brat
Example 2:
Boy 1:Bro is she bad?
Boy 2: Yk she goes to Kingsmead right
Boy 1: Oh nvm then
by ShlongToBigForHer July 17, 2024
Get the Kingsmead Collegemug.