The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Mob Cocked

when some one puts something together poorly or when an/ object(s) is used for something other than its intended purpose

"i can't believe how mob cocked that porch is." "it wasint working right, so i had to mob cock it together". " i wouldnt ride that bike, it's all mobbed cocked together".

by noodles 74 July 8, 2012

Mammoth Cock

When a mans cock is huge like Tuck we call him mammoth cock

Tuck Shop has a mammoth cock doin Shoeys for the boyz

by EnvyEnvy May 24, 2018

Cock Hogger

A woman who hogs way too many cocks during a gang bang

Tara: "Did you see Amy last night at the bang? She was plastered by the end of it!"

Shontayl: "That's watchya get when you invite a cock hogger over. Trampy ho."

by SLotH13 February 24, 2011

cock hour

6:00pm

free masturbation period nut as much as you want

guy 1: fuck yeah its cock hour!

by sexmaker January 1, 2021

crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017