beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022