Ass talk

It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.

me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"

Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."

Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."

Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.

My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"

by Captian Niu B September 21, 2011

drop ass

To produce a huge turd which releases a most pungent and undesirable odor and sometimes sound.

Don't go in the shitter dude - Giles just dropped ass like Hiroshima in there.

by French Vanilla May 20, 2004

ratchet ass

a stupid, ignorant person who isn't about anything

Get yo ol' ratchet ass outta my house!

by c0oK13 m0n5t3r December 24, 2007

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

brick ass

Adj, Cold, frigid temperature or weather.

Damn son, it's brick ass out this motherfucker! Let me go snatch up my hoodie, and get some mittens.

by JD & MK February 16, 2008

Hungry Ass

When a guy is really craving a cock in his ass.

"Dude i wanna take so much cock tonight, I've got such a hungry ass".

by DJJames July 20, 2017

broke ass

Something of lesser quality. A worse version of something else.

You look like a broke ass Captain Planet!

by J Mart July 28, 2008