Butt Monkey

The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.

"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!

by BigWood33 March 20, 2011

Da Monkey

sexually transmitted disease, most closely associated with hoes in defferent area codes. Da Monkey can be HIV, the clap, etc. Deff. Something you dont want.

Also know as Da Monk

I Had To Wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch Da monkey

Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey

by CJthaDJ January 4, 2009

marsh monkey

A long term resident of the Dengie area of Essex, generally with local family history going back several generations, with a history of inter-breeding.

There's no way I'm not going out drinking in Southminster mate, it's full of fucking Marsh Monkeys

by Catterwall October 28, 2004

Raging monkey

clip all your pubic hairs and gather in a zip lock bag, cum in the face of a girl, then pull out the bag of pubic hair and toss it at her face. thus, infuriating her to chase after you with her arms wailing

if you want to get back at a girl, cum in her face, throw the pubic hair at her and run like hell! cause now a raging monkey is chasing you!

by ben pon March 25, 2008

Snow monkey

A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.

*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*

by Snowmonkey documentor September 25, 2005

holy monkey

a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"

HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!

by EmCook May 20, 2005

shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008