apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 18, 2017

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

bye bye apple fly

a phrase used to defeat the tension between two individuals after a one night stand

person one: “hey, I’ve got to go to work, uhm...I’ll text you.”
person two: “oh ok”
person one: *begins to walk out*
person two: ...bye bye apple fly...

by bojackussy February 28, 2022

Apple juice

If you like apple juice you have a piss kink.

"Can you pour me some piss (apple juice)"

by peelover123 May 21, 2021

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017

Apple bobbing

Eating a girls pussy

“JJ went apple bobbing last night.”

by Truthfullyok April 20, 2024

apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013