Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Cuban Wheelbarrow

A position in intercourse among three people, where the person in the middle is giving oral and receiving from behind. The two on either end are suspending the middle person in the air, by their arms and legs.

After the Eiffel Tower, can we try the Cuban Wheelbarrow?

by DoktorJag March 24, 2024

Mr.Wheeler Syndrome

A phenomenon in which otherwise normal people become extremely agitated and hostile when driving. This disorder is named after the main character in the 1950 Disney animated film "Motor Mania".

"Hey? Did you read the news? Someone got shot in a road rage incident because they cut someone off."
"Another case of Mr.Wheeler Syndrome I'm afraid."

by country_cooker June 20, 2024

Daniel Wheelchair

an absolute spanner who will work in CEX all his life.

“did you see that bloke necking down g-fuel and red bull the other day”

“must have been daniel wheelchair”

by Hadacurry January 25, 2025

Five-wheeler

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Nova Wheeler

Nova is a sweet, caring, and loving person. They have the best interest in heart for people but may sometimes do it in the wrong way. They mean no harm and is always there when people need them, but sometimes feel like they have no one for them. They are somewhat emotional but never the less put a smile on their face to match everyone's joy. They share their emotions so people understand them better but never tries to make it about them. They are always willing to take a new step with a nice person on their shoulder. Stay loving Nova, you deserve it.

-Did you see that Nova Wheeler over there? That's a friend to keep. Most definitely.

by N.J.W April 16, 2025