Walk of Shame

Being seen with a despicable man who couldn't ever measure up to your worth. This isn't no Jesus walk where he can walk amongst the lowest people and bring healing. Jesus wasn't a woman, and you ain't Jesus.

Girl, you need some self-confidence instead of that walk of shame, R. Kelly.

by Melbell2004 October 25, 2019

Nut walk

This is where fat head guy fucking demolishes the surrounding chairs without a shit to give.

*Leaving class* Oh so classic, he’s done the nut walk again.

by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019

steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

by Jobrojob July 16, 2018

Walking Starlight

When a person is so haphazardly drunk that they start walking embarrassingly wrong.

“Hey, is John okay?”
“Yeah, I’m not sure
He’s walking starlight”

by dinkydonk23 April 27, 2024

Walking L

Von

Yo that dude Von is a walking L.

by VonSahkahret March 28, 2022

walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.

Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.

by JJendymion May 11, 2014

walking like weinstein

The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to

Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein

by Scratchy McBastard February 24, 2020