Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.

Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie

by Spamrisk87 August 1, 2023

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Slog siding

Copying yor friends and families Instagram posts as your own

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sister's posts of Zurich

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

Slog siding

Post a friend or relatives social media pictures on your account without photo credits

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sisters Instagram pictures of Zurich on your account

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

side cap

When your side bitch know she a side bitch but she cool with it and be airing it with no cap

Ridge view homie: Dam homie noodle is my mf dawg he’s got his side chick knowing she a side chick no cap
Me: you mean his side chick is no cap a side cap!
Ridgeview homie: lhfh u know it!!!

by anonymous September 4, 2023