The Toffee House 

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

The Toffee House by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

The Touching Game 

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child

Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him

The Touching Game by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022

The Trinity Effect 

The phenomenon where a normally unattractive woman becomes more and more attractive without the presence of a more attractive woman. Coming from Trinity in the Matrix franchise

Wow. When I watched the Matrix, Trinity was an absolute dog at the start. But by the end, she was a smoking hottie, the Trinity Effect strikes again!

The Trinity Effect by M70Atl December 12, 2022

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

chasing the titmouse by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

Decapitate the turtle by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

Scuttlebuck the Tustard 

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".

I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

Scuttlebuck the Tustard by scissorman October 23, 2008

Cubbles the troll 

Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.

yuck look at all this cubbles the troll on the ground in the pig pen!

Cubbles the troll by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009