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Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
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Yoghurt Hat

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.
by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025
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Gold-hat

Individual working for a company or team that is deceiving, intentionally withholding of pertinent information, falsifies documents, or attempts to sway one’s decision with a “shit eating grin”. Individual who sets up their subordinates for failure by not properly training them, then blames them for any mistakes.
Derived from the deceptive practices of superintendents/project managers of contracting company Hensel Phelps and the gold colored hard hats they wear.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the wall, but she just smiled- What do you expect, she’s a gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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frog in a hat

what do you call a frog in a hat?
A frog in a hat.
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