Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Hershey Hat

Decorative headwear for penises primarily consisting of fecal matter recently acquired from one's indulging of anal insertion.

I tried anal sex and all I got was this lousy Hershey hat.

by Mike Hawk Enyurmauf March 9, 2017

Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.

I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.

by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025

Hats

Condoms

Mandem 1: Fam I finna smash that chick no cap
Mandem 2: You got the hats right?
Mandem 1: Ofc not tryna get burned

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019

cocksucker hat

Golfer hat, Irish cap, cheesecutter hat, Gatsby hat.

Hey look wade has a new cocksucker hat on..

by Awzum December 25, 2022

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023