Social Media Dissect

It's the page you go to for marketing inspiration & for being up-to-date with trends on social media!
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by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021

Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

by Corsters May 20, 2025

social lemming

Doing something because everyone else is doing it, no matter how stupid

Sara is such a social lemming

by Ms 82 September 13, 2017

social media gender impersonation

The act of signing one's self up on social media sites under the opposite gender f-sag or to gain access to certain gender restricted groups.

If I'm a guy and want talk to lesbians without being labeled misogynistic I might commit social media gender impersonation on something like KIK.

by Sexydimma June 28, 2017

socially unsocial

Someone who is socially active but not present.

Damn, Cameron was Socially UnSocial tonight.

by Daniel and Aiden April 22, 2019

Social media arsonist

Posting something controversial and then reading replies, but refusing to reply to anyone who tags you.

Look at this social media arsonist, saying guns should be better regulated but not answering a single question by gun owners.

by Miss Psycho Scorpio December 6, 2018

Social Arsonist

One who sees the urgency for social justice change and uses that urgency to set fires every where they go. One who isnt afraid to call it out and is willing to fight against anyone and anything standing in the way of social justice change. An organizer in movement.

"A good organizer is a social arsonist who goes around setting people on fire."—Fred Ross

by Social Arsonist September 11, 2019