your mom

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.

Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam

by kate May 16, 2004

Shamus's Mom

A phase that describes a manly looking woman who is only found attractive during nearly lethal doses of alcohol bingeing

Man, I was so drunk last night I think I slept with Shamus's mom

by Bob Saget12345 August 9, 2009

Your Mom

A cult within the confines of Key West that brings death and destruction to little bunnies and preps. A gothic group, we rule supreme. Now, Kwy West High School...next the world!!!

YM: For we are all in your mom.

by Voodoo February 25, 2005

soccer mom

A fat woman who kicks her stomach around like a ball. Not that she can help it but, her stomach is usually hanging over the belt line and over her legs. So when she walks it creates sort of a kicking movement. She is more than likely a mom, so when people see her they yell soccer mom.

"You see that?"

A fat woman has just walked out the store. She's struggling to get to her car.

"It LOOKS like she's kicking her stomach."

"Yeah, like a soccer ball."

"Yeah, she's a soccer mom."

by Chicago girl April 28, 2006

vagi-mom

(n)
A mom one finds sexually attractive and/or vagy; a more-polite way of calling someone a MILF. Or possibly a less-polite way.

I picked up Lindsay from school today. There was a major herd of vagi-moms there.

by YikeGrymon January 1, 2012

carsons mom

finest women alive. Beautiful big breast with a luscious booty. Super tan with a great tight body.

Carsons mom gives great head

by applepie4545 September 12, 2017

your mom

what I did last night

i did your mom so hard last night
does your mom have a penis?

by iM YoUr ReAl MoM February 3, 2019