your mom

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.

Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam

by kate May 16, 2004

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Your Mom

A cult within the confines of Key West that brings death and destruction to little bunnies and preps. A gothic group, we rule supreme. Now, Kwy West High School...next the world!!!

YM: For we are all in your mom.

by Voodoo February 25, 2005

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A fat woman who kicks her stomach around like a ball. Not that she can help it but, her stomach is usually hanging over the belt line and over her legs. So when she walks it creates sort of a kicking movement. She is more than likely a mom, so when people see her they yell soccer mom.

"You see that?"

A fat woman has just walked out the store. She's struggling to get to her car.

"It LOOKS like she's kicking her stomach."

"Yeah, like a soccer ball."

"Yeah, she's a soccer mom."

by Chicago girl April 28, 2006

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That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

by ursquishy April 27, 2011

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mom rockers

Rock bands populated by mothers who are either 1.) trying to recapture their youth 2.)a novelty act or 3.) political as hell and trying to overthrow the fucked up system we live in.

Those aren't riot grrrrlz, those are mom rockers!

by PlacentaMom February 25, 2006

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