A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019
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by Simon Anderson January 20, 2011
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Avoid kraks at all cost - especially King Krak!!!
Avoid kraks at all cost - especially King Krak!!!
by kumbiyamaass August 16, 2011
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Danny says " nigga roll a King Dooby "
Sham says " no homie i cant handle smoking the king"
Ady says " Fuck It Lets skin up the KING "
Danny says " Goooooooooooooddddddd Shhiiiiiiiiiit "
Sham says " no homie i cant handle smoking the king"
Ady says " Fuck It Lets skin up the KING "
Danny says " Goooooooooooooddddddd Shhiiiiiiiiiit "
by D44NY May 27, 2010
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by Southern Wannabee October 3, 2011
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1. A woman who owns the hearts of many men.
2. A woman with multiple male partners.
3. A woman commanding the devotion of men.
1. A woman who owns the hearts of many men.
2. A woman with multiple male partners.
3. A woman commanding the devotion of men.
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