Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears

'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

eye poppin brain tickler

when you remove some ones fake eye and have sex with there eye socket

person 1-dude that girl has a fake eye.person 2-ok and? person 1-And im going to give her the eye poppin brain tickler ooooo yeah

by D.ymmit October 17, 2011

Blue Vain Brain Boner

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a obsession of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, and gets obsessed in his/her thought pattern until his / her thought/idea wears off or the thought gets put into action.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.

by Slim and Gee Production April 16, 2011

Put that back in’t brain

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.

Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”

by FistyWayne July 8, 2021

Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper

1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.

Acronym: BDPoTP.

1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u

by SomeGuyWithAName July 6, 2018

Use Your Bible and Your Brain

The advice preached by some fringe American pastors to their congregations with regard to mask wearing and vaccination, who claim that Covid-19 is a “fake pandemic” and that they themselves would not take a vaccine—and that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election by a landslide, who would be re-elected as the President of the United States, be it in 2020, 2024, 2028, or even later (after serving his reduced jail sentence, commuted by the President of the day).

A conservative pastor from Tennessee, who is probably scientifically challenged, told his faithful uncritical church members: “Don’t trust the fake media, but use your Bible and your brain to decide whether you want to wear a mask or get vaccinated.”

by MathPlus December 11, 2020

Zayan Sekhel - One that fucks brains

Pronounced as "Zah-Yahn Seh-Khel".

A hebrew slang term meaning a long-winded orator. Sometimes also refers to one who significantly embelishes their stories with facts that are not necessarily based on reality.

"Did he tell you about his new job, too?"
"Ken, Eize Zayan Sekhel"
(Yes, what a brain fucker)

"Did you hear his story about how he ran the border and dodged all those bullets?"
"Kishkush, who mezayen basekhel"
(Nonsense, he's just fucking brains)

by Lightnng August 27, 2005