No I'm not

You can't tell the difference between a position you've agreed with you consorts to take and you are hoping that your audience can't do the same IN THE SAME EXACT WAY you can't tell the difference between you God being real and your God not being real or you can't tell whether or not you're a piece of shit.

Hym "So no I'm not. You have taken the position 'Everything you said but about you.' So you can sneak my work out the back door. It's burglary what you are doing and burglary that is going to cost you."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

I'm Good

The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.

Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

Hey Dudeman, I'm a Goonman.

A brainrot meme based on the side-character "Dracula" from the movie Hotel Transylvania. An AI voice of him is used to replace the word "Dudeman" with goonman, followed by frank asking if he can goon with drac.

Person 1: Hey dudeman, I'm a goonman.
Person 2: Uh... Drac? Can I go on with you too?
Person 3: SYBAU!

by Skibididoiled October 13, 2025

I'm talkin' t' you.

A phrase to get the listeners attention in a serious or funny way. The implication being that the speaker is important and that the content is serious and direct.

Dawn. I'm talkin' t' you. Your money's no good here!

by tvod December 27, 2016

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024

I'm finding myself

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".

"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."

by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025

That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."

Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.

by QuacksO April 16, 2020