honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Ethan Trenum Flashbang

A combat move where a victims head is slammed into a wall with great force

“Dude did you see that fight?” “yeah he got ethan trenum flashbanged”

by nastybxtch September 17, 2022

4 Way Flasher

When you get flashed from all directions

Inmate 1: Tony watch out for the 4 way flasher while you showering
Inmate 2: What you mean 4 way flasher?
Finds out what 4 way flasher is.

by JimboFishCockSucker42 June 15, 2023

Dominican Republic Flashbang

When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"

Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night

Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined

by sigmasigmaohio August 18, 2024

TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY

chan’s little sassy line from “comflex”, a b-side song from the “rock-star” album.

TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY
DIFFERENT NO IM UNIQUE
THATS RIGHT IM SO CLASSY
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
COMFLEX

by shinlos February 15, 2024

asylum seeker flasher

luffi gets his penis out on cam

asylum seeker flasher innit

by mrs tosser November 18, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025