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Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff
“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”
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Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
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Yo Fire out

Meaning you got Played, no luck, or yo shit just out

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