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College

A place that makes you solve problems you wouldn’t have without them.
by Jeff The Dictionary July 9, 2023
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Hill College Survivor

Yes, when someone puts "Hill College Survivor" in their Instagram bio-especially if they played baseball-it usually means they:
• Played for Hill College in Hillsboro, Texas, which is a JUCO (junior college) with a reputation for intense baseball training.
• Survived the notorious program which is known for pushing its players hard, with tons of running, conditioning, and discipline.
• It is as a badge of honor
If you play and graduate from hill college, you become a hill college survivor.
by JucoBandit May 13, 2025
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college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them
1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024
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Kingsmead College

A Kingsmead hun is a self-absorbed, overly confident hun who loves attention and thinks that they are above everyone. Filled with wannabe black girls that act white. They all love money bcs love means nothing to them. They think they are bad but ya'll lowkey clapped. Filled with daddy's girls
Example 1:

Parents: I want my daughter to go to Kingsmead College
Rest of Joburg: Do you want your girl to be a brat

Example 2:

Boy 1:Bro is she bad?
Boy 2: Yk she goes to Kingsmead right
Boy 1: Oh nvm then
by ShlongToBigForHer July 17, 2024
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Sterling College VT

A fake college where all the staff are groomers and they allow rape. Don’t forget the blue American spirits.
Hey man I got into Sterling college VT!”
You mean that weird camping cult? Good luck bro”
by Expedition h8er June 4, 2022
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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