Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.

jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!

by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013

Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.

Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"

by ncboy421 November 16, 2011

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

Double cunt

A female drunk who knowingly has sex with married men. She cant get enough. its rumored that she has such a huge vagina, that it makes a large penis-appearance bulge in her shorts. thus making her a double cunt.

That double cunt slut looks juat like kristina! Oh wait, it is her!!!

by VindictiveAngel January 14, 2023

Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023