Burger Lung

After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.

*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung

by CaptainObv March 22, 2024

burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say

have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment

by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021

Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

by human human February 20, 2021

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

spunky burger

It's a burger a male squits his mayo into and then makes the female eat it whilst the fucks her anus rapidly

God damn it ell, do you want a spunky burger

by Jackyl 333 April 13, 2017

dead burger

a woman who hasnt had a wash for a year and you got down on her

i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger

by elzz March 20, 2017

burgeral

One who is adept at commiting a burgeraly. This person is so good, he/she can steal frood from your hands without noticing.

(You come back from the restroom to find some of your food is missing. )
You: Dammit, who's been eating my fries?
(Everyone at the table points to Jake)
You: Wow, Jake. You are such a burgeral.

by loanshark November 26, 2014