April 25th

National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.

A National holiday created in response to April 24th

"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"

"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"

by DooDooBatter February 22, 2023

April Fools Extended

The day after April 1st, April 2nd is considered an extension of April Fools because the implications that the jokes on the previous day were jokes, doesn’t hold substance, and thus are serious. Thus, April 2nd is barely any different from its preceding day, and jokes can be done since the time zone difference globally is affected on these two days; thus April 3rd is when the April Fools is officially over… beginning with Oceania time.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.

Marc: Man yesterday was fun with our waterbug antics on the class!
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended

by PeanutJam91 February 22, 2023

April 30th

National Hitler death day. Hitler died to is day sad in 1945

I kill Jews in April 30th

by Hitler lover69 October 31, 2023

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023

April

This person is a hero and loves everyone and everything. Big sweetheart but if you hurt them they'll tell you to die and go to hell.

Person: man! I was contemplating suicide last night and this person helped me through it and they're such a hero.
Person A: wow! They're such an april!

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

Aprilism

A phrase or saying(usually made by a friend) meant to invoke a sense of shock or convey something theoretically silly.

Person A: “Hey so…Adam said he would rip out my nose hairs and cook them like spaghetti noodles?”
Person B: “Oh dude don’t worry that’s just another Aprilism of his”
Person A: “Oh cool.”

by Cactushehehahaha January 5, 2024

April

April AKA Bad Bunny From Temu BBFT. She’s a baddy with a fatty, will friend zone the fuck outta you, but meh cuz that strong awkward personality will keep you hooked. She may act like she can ask the waiter for the check but will shake trying to lift her hand and spill her sake while continuously breaking eye contact. A leader and also a sucker for love triangles, and big booty b$tch3s. Bad a$$ artist as well.

Me
Faawwwwkkk bro you see that baddy over there?

Friend
Yeah, faaaaawwkk.

Me
I bet I can bag that shit up easy

Friend
Nah ma guy, that’s def an April.

by Freedrywall January 10, 2024