Alex Azarov

being a fat fuck and not liking anyone personalty.

alex: i won't get A in math so i quit physics and i don't like your personalty.
Me: what a fucking alex azarovb you are.

by Hoplan November 15, 2019

Alex

A fat booby retard that copies everything people says.and 5 foot 5 inches.

That Alex is a retard

by BigMacDaddylol November 15, 2019

Alex

Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off

He truly is the dream husband

Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night

Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown

Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible

Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce

by Bellend34 November 18, 2019

Alex

Usually looks like a female and has very red skin. They are socially awkward and can sometimes hit you with a racket when they get scared.

Alex has been eaten and decided to kill someone with a tennis racket.

by Red Alex November 19, 2019

Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

Alex

She’s super gorgeous and always down for a good time. She’s always trying to make people laugh and ready to cheer everyone up. She loves attention and being the life of the party will really do anything to fit in and dances in order to get her anger out!! If you ever find yourself an alex keep her she’s definitely a keeper

Woah you know alex?! Shit she’s hot man

by viczko_chick124 November 24, 2019

Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 24, 2019