asshole 

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

asshole by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Asshole 

A person lacking intellectual depth. This particular definition stems from the Philadelphia and surrounding areas.

Are you some kinda asshole?

Asshole by YardbirdTuna February 13, 2021

Assholeish 

A person who is trying to be right but is still an asshole.

That police officers wants to be assholeish, gaving me a ticket for not wearing shoes while driving!

Assholeish by Meowmyamyau February 13, 2021

Asshole Tax 

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

Asshole Tax by meatbeans February 18, 2021

asshole 

butt hole. some people use it as a nickname.

hey asshole

asshole by ur local dumhead February 23, 2021

Asshole bomb 

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

Asshole bomb by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Assholetage 

Assholetage: when you tell someone only part of a story on purpose so they can jump to conclusions and criticize someone. Then complete the story after their fuct up remarks, thus, making them out to be an utterly and complete asshole.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl, she got COVID vaccine claiming she’s her daughters teacher.

Me: What a bitch! She just cut in front of everyone with some bullshit. She should wait like everyone else.

Friend: But she really is a teacher though. She teaches for an elementary on zoom.

Me: You fucker! You assholetaged me.

Assholetage by Mauricio Beto March 2, 2021