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Douche Nozzle

Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.
by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009
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Douche Flops

The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!
-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"
by starwarsmaster69 November 22, 2011
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king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos
by KingD93 February 11, 2013
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Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag
I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence
by M Jordan February 3, 2008
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douche-ass

a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.
"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"
by pyro - rei December 27, 2008
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turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!
My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!
by runepaladin January 16, 2009
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Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.
That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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