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spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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Monster

A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
What makes someone a monster? I think it depends on ones values.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
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sog monster

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.
by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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Cookie Monster

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster
by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025
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Mud Monster

When youre having so much fun you wouldnt even notcie if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters"
by ilovepati September 19, 2021
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crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore
I have created a crock monster
by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017
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