zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 10, 2018

dirty zipper

A dirty Zipper is when you proceed to cut off you're partners penis and suck it while you're partner bones you're ass so hard it breaks

damb bro did you really do a dirty zipper

by pp pusy September 09, 2021

Zipper Breaker

the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape

yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!

by gunkemperor49 July 16, 2024

zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 07, 2025

zipper lip

A derogatory term towards Caucasian

I hate those zipper lips

by Blake Point July 16, 2019

Zipper mayo

Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz

I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo

by Herman Simmons September 19, 2021

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010