Nipple Yogurt

1. When a man ejaculates (cums, jizzes) on a womans nipples or breasts and then proceeds to lick it off.
2. When a man motorboats a woman with food in his mouth.

Person 1: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Person 2: Nipple Yogurt. It's really good; you should try it sometime.
Person 1: That's gross. Why would I want to do that?

by BC13DDC May 13, 2011

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.

hey can you take me to yogurt town!!

by eatfeet January 1, 2021

Fly In The Yogurt

Reference to male ejaculate from a person with a sexually transmitted disease or infection.

"Why use a condom?"
"You don't want to get covered with a fly in the yogurt."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

yogurt jipsu

Yogurt Jipsu - The Art Of Consuming A Large Amount Og Yogurt In One Sitting At A Fast Pace.

Oh wow, look at Jessie eating all that yogurt in one sitting super fast! She must be doing some yogurt jipsu!

by Yogurt Jipsu December 31, 2019