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Xander

Very hot guy that i would suck everyday
I would date xander ong.
by KusoSolos March 13, 2022
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Alpha Xander

Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".

Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?

Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!

John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!

Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!

John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
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Xander

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.
You are such a xander.
by B3lac724 June 23, 2024
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Xander

well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.
someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
by someone named xander December 13, 2019
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Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024
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Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.
WOW!! he is a real Xander
by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019
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Xander Taylor

Loves diddy partys and large meat in there mouth, The enjoy it in the butt and are super homosexual! there also built like a garden gnome if it hads aids.
by Diddy122 March 24, 2025
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