Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

wagglepuff

A fat pussy you can sit on.

Damn look at that wagglepuff. I would love to sit on that.

by hii its meee adam July 27, 2017

Wiggle The Jiggle

Masturbate/clit stimul. Just a term for women.

The correct definition for men is crank the cradle

I could watch those jocks play all day and wiggle the jiggle during it.

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

WiggleButt

A special kind of dog with a nubby tail that when it gets excited, wiggles thy butt.

The wiggling of ones tail to the extent of the butt wiggling. ergo a wigglebutt.

by Schafol November 18, 2020

Wiggle da biggle

When you rape and assault your dad then fuck the shit out of 5 children

Yo guys I just wiggle da biggled 8 times this week guys

by Rickthelol December 20, 2021

WiggleNobber

The bad guy in the story of leadman. Leadman is a super hero and saves normal children, but he refuses to save innocent Jews. Leadman always says, "Fuk! These wibblenobbers aint SHIT! Fuk rong wit all you nibbas" And then he takes them back to his lair which he then proceeds to booty rape the as hard as possibly as possible.

Person 1: Did you see leadman killed yet another innocent jew!
Person 2: Yeah man, thats awesome! we do not need anymore of those things in our habitat

(A wigglenobber is a bad guy)

by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022

Cack Waggle

Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.

Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.

Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.

by Manute Nol January 20, 2010