Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock

Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do

by Don't be an Ehiosa December 2, 2020

Boner

Someone who plays the trombone

If you play the trombone you are a boner

by AceBomb October 4, 2020

Boner

When a boy/man sees something hot and wants to fuck it, exulting in the PP getting hard.

Have you seen Blake’s Boner

I know right! it’s so big

by Firee March 25, 2021

Boner

Hard boiled peanuts dipped in hot chilli sauce good for any girl to get that goooooood stuff yum

Ugh another boner

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Boner

INFORMAL - VULGAR AMERICAN SLANG
1. an erection of the penis.

ORIGIN 478 A.D.

1. From the Latin word bonerus maximus meaning erectile

Person 1 likes to give Person 2 a bonerus maximus.

by TheUnicornJudge June 18, 2019

Boner

Something u get when u c something or someone u like.

Holly shit, she gave me a boner. Oh yeah.

by The BONER himself. May 18, 2019

Boner

A boner is a car that barely runs and consistently brakes down leaving the owner at the side of the road

Hey man you heard what happened to Dan?
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!

by Rosi_sport May 24, 2019