washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Scarlet Witch

Scarlet Witch can manipulate energy and make people see their worst fears

Scarlet Witch is Wanda Maximoff
Scarlet Witch is played by Elizabeth Olsen
Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are twins

by aurumwitch October 3, 2016

dinner with jay z

A meme where people decide if they would take 500k, or dinner with Jay Z.

500k or dinner with Jay Z⁉️

by Dinner with Jay Z November 8, 2021

Witcher

That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.

"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"

by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003

Pull up with a stick

Arrive to a location with a firearm equipped with and extended magazine

Call James and tell him to Pull up with a stick, so we can straighten up these motherfuckers

by DumbFaded44 April 13, 2020

on the nose with

This is an exaggerated suggestion to someone who is overly emotional regarding a perceived slight. So do you want to hit him on the nose with a tire iron cause he looked at you?

Hit him on the nose with a tire iron!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020