Windexed

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.

So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.

by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012

Windex

1. Cleaning product.
2. That one person on Twitter who everyone loves because of their nice retweets and great sense of humor.

Pass me the Windex, there's a stain on my window.

by WindexLevi February 18, 2015

windey

When you take a bad loss in fantasy sports and throw a temper tantrum.

Hey dude nobody could have predicted Tom Brady would leave the game in the 1st quarter. But you don't need to scream and yell and call people names. Stop being such a Windey.

by grudgebudge March 27, 2016

Windex

Type of alcoholic beverage: 2/3 Blue Raspberry Fanta with 1/3 Moonshine.
Tastes amazing and gets you fucked up.

Tripp: Yo dude lets go make some "Windex" for that party tonight!
Nic: Hell yeah man that stuff is dope!

by Peytorc September 12, 2016

Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!

Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !

by The Pithan March 31, 2017

winxed

Being at a mental disability

He couldnt handle her winxed

by Speuzy November 20, 2017

winderslippers

A slipper made from wind to make you fly

The winderslippers were high in the air on his feet.

by Caitlensleys December 11, 2017