When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.
You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.
by cigar burned puppy January 2, 2011
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Get the willet mug.like the lynx effect but a thousand times stronger. One problem you don't score, or at worst mucked around to the point of heart brake.
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)
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girl of dreams pisses of to France then scores. This leading to big trough in the mental mood sine wave
by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005
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"That girl has no ass"
"Oh trust me that's a Willow but maybe if you'd get to know her you wouldn't have to worry about her ass"
"Oh trust me that's a Willow but maybe if you'd get to know her you wouldn't have to worry about her ass"
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(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
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That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
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