WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025

LSC WiFi

LSC wifi is sth more

A: what is the best wifi is the world ?
B: La Salle wifi
A: why ?
B: because LSC wifi is sth more

by squatting parrot November 7, 2021

wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

Wifi-Punk

An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.

To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”

by ScoobySnacks4you February 23, 2021

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021