A bitch with a pussy so deep and so wide that a fleet of Mack trucks could drive through it without touching the sides.
A girl sat down and then spread her legs to let her twat air out and truck drivers mistook her fleet-wide-pussy for a 4-lane tunnel.
by Misty Griffith March 30, 2009
Get the fleet-wide-pussymug. The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008
Get the Unusually Wide Stancemug. by PowderRabbit December 30, 2003
Get the bear with wide canyonmug. by fingerfunny May 26, 2010
Get the wide set vaginamug. the summoner of satan, wide black man is the mortal enemy of sArAmTaCoJeSUs and will always be widest and the blackest of them all.
by sArAmTaCoJeSUs February 19, 2019
Get the wide black manmug. Come check out my re-purposed queen bed sheets. I modified them so they look like curtains now. It is soooo Double Wide Chic.
by mfranch January 17, 2017
Get the Double Wide Chicmug. by Actually-A-Scholar December 14, 2022
Get the Wide Dick Openmug.