Fat Watching

Pointing out an obese person and then arguing with the person you're with if that isn't the fattest person you've ever seen. The other person has always seen someone more fat. You don't always have to be making fun of this person. You can be feeling sorry for them. This is a favorite game with anorexics and people who are fatasses themselves.

Every time we leave the house, my man likes to go fat watching. If I'm not there, he likes to tell me on the phone how fat someone was he saw. Fat Watching is different than confronting someone about their weight or teasing them until they develop an eating disorder. It is strictly a third party game and almost as fun as looking for ghetto booty.

by MadamexXx February 18, 2009

don't watch

Don't watch is another way of saying don't worry about it

"yo what endz you from dawg"

"Don't watch"

by Hoodman Kc June 20, 2020

sternum watch

The concern and monitoring of a person's appearance due to potentially unhealthy and excessive weight loss.

"That Cylon woman on BSG is hot, but if she looses any more weight, we're going to have to put her on sternum watch".

or

Get that girl a cheeseburger, stat! She's on sternum watch.

by Montybank June 27, 2008

Attack Watch

An ill-conceived, big brother-like attempt by the Obama administration to encourage people to behave like third grade tattletales by submitting real or imagined insults against President Obama.

Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old

Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.

by Gestapo Watch September 16, 2011

watching blade

Code for having sex

Tia was watching blade with 3 guys the other night.

by angryyak21 April 20, 2014

Watching NatGeo

Another slang for watching gay porn

Joe: I wish they would make a radio that plays music based on data science models for the current day, time and weather.
Dutch: Aight, piss off. I have better things to do.
Joe: Like what?
Dutch: Like watching NatGeo

by Kungfluencer March 20, 2020

Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020