Verbal Viagra

A blatant act of bignoting oneself in order to compensate for a personal feeling of inadequacy or lack of confidence. A reference to the pharmaceutical drug, Viagra, which may be used to compensate for a physical inadequacy.

He was the centre of attention, but others could see through his verbal Viagra.

by voc May 11, 2014

verbal massage

it’s when you are trying to calm down an angry person with words

I calmed down the angry golfer with a verbal massage

by YEEHAWWWWW August 4, 2019

Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.

Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.

by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

Verbal Anxiety

When someone or something says something so stupid he/she is left in awe or would be outstanded by the stupidity that came from that person or thing.

Jojo - I only needed one conversation with that first grader to get Verbal Anxiety.
Edgar - What's that.
Anthony - Go talk to him.
Jojo - *laughs*

by JjDanCab April 5, 2017

verbal wedgie

gives someone a smartass comment; a zinger

Kenny: I have a headache!

Dawn: If I had a head like that, it'd ache too!

Touche! Verbal Wedgie complete!

by duhbuldee April 28, 2010

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010