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Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
by schweffganistan December 15, 2016
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Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.
Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair
by Kauboi October 28, 2023
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Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.
"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"
by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018
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Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.
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Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS
Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES
by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019
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Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.
Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable
by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018
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vegetable

"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."
by gossipgirlsxxoo November 9, 2022
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