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Vegetable

CaseOh's worst fear
Chat:*shows CaseOh a vegetable*
CaseOh: AAAAAAAA
by MorningTeddyBear June 17, 2024
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SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.
get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here
by ROCKARD November 8, 2020
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brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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vegetable buddies

When a woman uses a vegetable to pleasure herself.
Stacy and that cucumber are going to be vegetable buddies.
by Tdub57 January 16, 2019
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.
Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.
by Vege tard October 30, 2023
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vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.
He's a right vegetable biker he is.
by crispie May 28, 2012
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