to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Vegetably

Has Vegetables to some degree

This soup smells vegetably

by 123vegetably July 27, 2023

Vegetables

A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS

Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES

by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019

vegetable

a disabled person in a wheelchair

"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."

by gossipgirlsxxoo November 9, 2022

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Vegetable eater

A dumb ass that wants to be healthy because they can’t handle the SWEETNESS OF CANDY

Holy shit I think that retard is a vegetable eater

by Tammy lov candyyyy January 9, 2021

nigga vegetable

a naive or gullible person (generally used in the streets)

my bro's a nigga vegetable

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025