Vadger

Vadger-To act sexist towards males

Prosecuting attorney: is it true that you and all males are by nature stupid and inferior to women?
Witness: No
Prosecuting attorney: Do you understand the question or should I rephrase for a male to understand?
Defending attorney: Your honor I object, the prosecutor is vadgering the witness.

by Mato Hoksila October 19, 2014

vander pol

a disgusting little creature in fables and children's tales, made to make children laugh at its disfigured body and face. Also known to be extremely stupid, and is the lowest creature on the list of scary monsters. The largest disfigurement is in the eyes; causing them to slant and squint. Does not reach above 5 1/2 feet in height.

...And the vander pol stood as tall as it could, a gutteral roar coming from its throat. A mere squeak came out, and its squinted eyes started to cross. The hunters all laughed at its stupidity.

*child laughs at mother's story*

by yes thats my name February 18, 2011

vadering the mic

In multiplayer gaming, to accidentally position a headset's microphone in such a way so that the player's breathing is heard loudly over the output. Taken from the similarity of the sound to Darth Vader's breathing apparatus.

Player 1: They're defending B base...
Player 2: sssshhhh...hoooo...sssshhhh...hoooo
Player 1: Hey man, you're kind of vadering the mic.

Player 2: Sorry dude, this better?

Player 2: ...
Player 1: Better man, thanks. So they're defending B base...

by Phlopsy April 11, 2016

vandeberg

The best at life no other way around it. Because THE DUTCH BITCH

God I wish I could be a Vandeberg .

by MaxsterDaBest December 9, 2016

vaddar

buddy who rides the bench in school basketball but thinks hes in the NBA

your shit like vaddar

by qwerrtyhbg January 17, 2018

Vadge

Vadge (short for vagina)

Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.

by Halfords lower June 11, 2018

vaderphilia

When you love Darth Vader so much, you keep his burnt helmet by your bed and ask it for advice.
A good example is his nephew Ben Solo, commonly known as kylo Ren or Kyle Ron.

Stormtrooper: Yo, TK-7299, is it me, or does Kylo Ren have a bad case of Vaderphilia?

by Stickyyy fingers July 15, 2018